Pat “Fat Bat” Smith


Name: Pat Smith

Number: 3

Position: Shortstop

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Bats: Right       Throws: Right

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Marital Status: Single

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Batting/Fielding Statistics

 Season GP AB Runs Hits RBI 2B 3B HR BB SO E AVG SLG
 (Summer 1996*) (stats unavailable)
 CAREER TOTALS - - - - - - - - - - - .000 .000
* Statistics from 1995-1997 are very sketchy, as we usually didn’t have enough people at games to keep score.


Scouting Report

Batting
crusher slugger hitter tapper fanner

Fielding
Golden Glove Silver Glove Bronze Glove Leather Glove Wicker Glove

Arm Strength
mighty hearty solid dainty feeble

Throwing Accuracy
precise reliable proximal turbulent erroneous

Base Running Awareness
crafty keen competent space cadet pickle bait

Base Running Speed
lightning nimble effective leisurely slowpoke

Leaping Ability
cloud climber spring legs rubbery legs jello legs cement feet

Trash-Talking Prowess
infuriating antagonistic sarcastic friendly passive

Playing Status
fully mobile gimpy mending hospitalized retired

Karaoke Singing Talent
superstar solo artist back-up singer tone deaf silent



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