“H.R. Puff’n” Steff Zabriskie


Name: Stefanie Gisela Zabriskie

Number: 32

Position: Catcher / Outfield

Height: 5' 3"     Weight: 100 lbs. of course!

Bats: Right... right?     Throws: Right

Birthdate: July 7, 1970

Birthplace: Long Island, NY

Occupation: Director of Talent Resources

Hobbies: Kickboxing, rollerblading, photography

Marital Status: Married

Words of Wisdom: Always throw the ball back to the infield before celebrating a good catch.


Batting/Fielding Statistics

 Season GP AB Runs Hits RBI 2B 3B HR BB SO E AVG SLG
 Summer 1997* 6 14 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 .214 .214
 Summer 1998 9 27 2 7 6 0 0 0 0 0 1 .259 .259
 Fall 1998 10 32 4 11 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 .344 .344
 Summer 1999 14 42 13 16 12 2 0 0 4 0 0 .381 .429
 Fall 1999 14 45 12 19 14 0 0 0 3 2 1 .422 .422
 Summer 2000 12 34 4 15 7 0 0 0 1 0 0 .441 .441
 CAREER TOTALS 65 194 35 71 49 2 0 0 8 2 2 .366 .376


Scouting Report

Batting
crusher slugger hitter tapper fanner

Fielding
Golden Glove Silver Glove Bronze Glove Leather Glove Wicker Glove

Arm Strength
mighty hearty solid dainty feeble

Throwing Accuracy
precise reliable proximal turbulent erroneous

Base Running Awareness
crafty keen competent space cadet pickle bait

Base Running Speed
lightning nimble effective leisurely slowpoke

Leaping Ability
cloud climber spring legs rubbery legs jello legs cement feet

Trash-Talking Prowess
infuriating antagonistic sarcastic friendly passive

Playing Status
fully mobile gimpy mending hospitalized retired

Karaoke Singing Talent
superstar solo artist back-up singer tone deaf silent



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