Kevin “The Joker” Hayashida


Name: Kevin Kiyoshi Hayashida

Number: 1

Position: Right Field / Pitcher

Height: 5' 3"     Weight: 150 lbs.

Bats: Right       Throws: Right

Birthdate: January 12, 1968

Birthplace: Seattle, WA

Occupation: Softdrink Mixologist &
Professional Gambler

Hobbies: Scrabble, Backgammon, cards, softball, weightlifting, sweeping mines, games, tennis

Marital Status: Single

Words of Wisdom: Gotcha, suckas!


Batting/Fielding Statistics

2 4 1 3 2 1 1 0 1 0 0 .750
 Season GP AB Runs Hits RBI 2B 3B HR BB SO E AVG SLG
 Summer 1996* (stats unavailable)
 (Summer 1997*)2 4 1 3 2 1 1 0 1 0 0 .750 1.500
 Summer 1999 16 34 26 28 28 6 3 2 9 1 2 .824 1.353
 Fall 1999 7 14 10 9 9 3 2 2 3 0 0 .643 1.571
 CAREER TOTALS 25 52 37 40 39 10 6 4 13 1 2 .769 1.423
* Statistics from 1995-1997 are very sketchy, as we usually didn’t have enough people at games to keep score.


Pitching Statistics

 Season GP W L T IP Runs Earned Hits BB K’s ERA
 (Summer 1997*) 1 0 1 0 4 16 15 18 3 0 26.25
 Summer 1999 2 1 1 0 12 16 15 25 9 0 8.75
 Fall 1999 1 0 1 0 1 7 7 8 0 0 49.00
 CAREER TOTALS 4 1 3 0 17 39 37 51 12 0 15.24
* Statistics from 1995-1997 are very sketchy, as we usually didn’t have enough people at games to keep score.


Scouting Report

Batting
crusher slugger hitter tapper fanner

Fielding
Golden Glove Silver Glove Bronze Glove Leather Glove Wicker Glove

Arm Strength
mighty hearty solid dainty feeble

Throwing Accuracy
precise reliable proximal turbulent erroneous

Base Running Awareness
crafty keen competent space cadet pickle bait

Base Running Speed
lightning nimble effective leisurely slowpoke

Leaping Ability
cloud climber spring legs rubbery legs jello legs cement feet

Trash-Talking Prowess
infuriating antagonistic sarcastic friendly passive

Playing Status
fully mobile gimpy mending hospitalized retired

Karaoke Singing Talent
superstar solo artist back-up singer tone deaf silent



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